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Duck… Duck… GOOOOOOSE. 🦆🦆🎤

If you’ve ever thought, “You know what my life is missing? A loud, dramatic water-loving goblin with opinions,” then congratulations — Goose has been waiting for you.

This husky mix doesn’t just talk… she delivers full theatrical performances. Minor inconvenience? She screams. Excited? She screams. Saw a leaf move suspiciously? Oscar-worthy monologue. Goose believes silence is not only unnecessary, but deeply offensive.

She also LOVES water. Kiddie pool? Obsessed. Hose? Incredible. Mud puddle? Five-star spa experience. If it splashes, Goose is in it like an overgrown duck with abandonment issues.

Now, Goose does have a few “terms and conditions.” She can be a little iffy about collar grabs — think “you can’t catch me, peasant” energy — and vet visits are very much not her thing. In Goose’s professional opinion, veterinarians are part of an elaborate conspiracy and she may need a muzzle or sedation so everyone keeps all their fingers and dignity intact.

But beneath the drama, the screaming, and the aquatic chaos is a hilariously entertaining dog who will make every single day feel like a reality TV episode you didn’t ask for but now can’t stop watching.

Duck duck… good luck not falling in love with Goose.

Dogs: Yes, but we rec. a meet and greet to ensure everyone gets along!
Cats: Unknown
Kids: No kids under 12 for this gal.